Well hello there. Thanks for stopping by.
I don't want to come across as needy or anything,
but we want you to like us. It's very important to us.
There's a little bit of a problem, though. The very
things that makes us the artists we are are the same
things that make us, well, hard to understand.
Things such as eating all of the free food available in
any given twelve mile area. Many see this as gluttony,
but ironically it arises from a fear of scarcity, well, that and the drunk
munchies, and the not much drunk, as stoned munchies and, of course bacon
doesn't really count. Could you really trust someone that didn't eat
bacon whenever they could? I don't mean vegetarians. You can trust vegetarians.
I mean they won't even steal your bacon!
Anyway, buy our album.